Overheard at Table 1: Tradition

#EverydayErotica280 652 Tradition

Newlyweds. Hotel door.  

I try to carry my new bride "across the threshold."

"Tradition," I tell her.  Then, promptly, we both go crashing to the floor.

"Is it tradition to drop me on my ass?" she says.

"I vow this will be the only time I let you down!" I reply.