Showing posts with label DnC. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Overheard at Table 3: Spam


Dever Dodd: I don't often check my spam filter, but when I do I find crap like this:

Hey Handsome! I want to make true all your desires. I am a young and mischievous girl, and I can surrender to you all. Take my body and shape of it all that you want I thy sake fun ready to absolutely everything, you even can't imagine what I'm going to get up. I will fulfill all your dreams, the only thing you have to do is dream you really like what your fantasy become reality, a reality in which you received the most powerful orgasm and indescribable feelings, sex with policemen will not leave you indifferent, is not forgotten, that I guarantee you will want more. I know about it. Come to me. We'll get a lot of pleasure

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Clare O'Casey: Well, I don't know about how truthful this is.  Sex with policemen has always left me indifferent.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Overheard at Table 4: Trump trump trump trump

Dever Dodd: My Gad all I hear these days is Trump this and trump that, man you'd think he was president already!

Clare O'Casey: I'm afraid that's how people see it.  Like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Dever Dodd: More like a nightmare where you just can't get yourself to wake up from!

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Overheard at Booth 4: The Don's a Con ...

Dever Dodd:  How could anyone possibly want to vote for Donald Trump?  The guy's filed bankruptcy a billion times!

Clare O'Casey:  Only four times.  And it was corporate bankruptcy.  Never personal bankruptcy.  He uses Chapter 11 as a business tool.

Dever Dodd: That just means he knows how to cover his own ass.   Frankly, that ain't someone you want responsible for the lives of 310 million people!


Saturday, May 16, 2015

Overheard at Booth 3: Dever Dodd and Clare O'Casey Discuss Crusades and Missionaries

Dever Dodd says, "The thing about people who hate Christianity, I mean really really hate Christianity, is that they always bring up the Crusades.  I mean, Man, come on!  The Crusades?  Like we're still paying for shit that people did centuries ago?"

Clare O'Casey says, "Like white people guilt over slavery?"

Dever Dodd replies, "Exactly!  But that's a whole 'nother story.  All I read on Twitter is 'Crusades!  Believe in Christ or we kill you!' - which means these guys don't understand either one - Christ OR the Crusades."

Clare O'Casey says, "Well, they were pretty brutal, and it's right there in the bloody name - Cross, CRUS-ades.  Crusades MEANS Cross.  Cross of Christ.  You can't separate the two."

Dever Dodd says, "Still doesn't take away from the fact that it was still a land grab.  Nothing but a land grab.  It was all about money and power.  Which means it's about as far away from Christ as any non-believer.   What really peeves me to the bone is that they never once talk about all the missionaries who quit their jobs and sell off their homes to go to Africa to build wells for villages or take medicine to people in El Salvador or work in the orphanages in Brazil - none of that.  These guys NEVER mention the fact that these people go do this because they are following Jesus Christ.

Clare O'Casey replies, "I think people know it, but they say that the bad overrides the good."

Dever Dodd retorts, "People just enjoy tearing stuff down more than they like building stuff up.  EXCEPT for missionaries!  They're out there building, helping, caring.  That, to me, is a REAL crusade!"

Clare shrugs, takes a sip of her latte, and says quietly, "Bad news is just more interesting than good news.  Good news is boring.  People only care about missionaries whenever they get their heads chopped off in Iraq or blown away by Mexican cartels in Reynosa."

Dever Dodd agrees.  "Sad, but true."