Last night, in a dream, my wife and I were walking along a nudist beach, in which there was a big fiesta in process.
My wife asked me, "You're not intimidated by any of these other men, are you?"
Just then, we passed by one man who was flipping burgers on a grill ... with his penis.
"No, not at all," I replied.
Had a dream last night that my son was smoking ... in my room! Those long thin brown cigarettes.
Told him not to smoke in the house.
He told me I should quit smoking too.
I looked down at my hand, and there was a cigarette, half-gone, ash arching off the middle of the cigarette. Instead of being smoke-free for over twenty years, turns out, I'd never stopped.
