Sunday, November 29, 2015

Overheard at Booth 1: Take Me Home (2011)

Billy: I liked it.

Joe: I thought it was kinda slow.

Jim: Slow in what way?

Bob:  You know, slow.  As in no explosions.

Billy: Why does a movie always have to have explosions these days?

Joe: I thought that's how it gets its ratings.

Jim: I say if you like Fandango you'll like this movie.

Bob: I don't think so.  Fandango had about 5 different characters, this one's only got two.

Billy: Yeah but in Fandango, one of the five was passed out the whole time, so there was really only four.

Joe: That's still twice the dialogue, twice the characterization . . .

Jim:  Twice the explosions.

Bob:  Were there any explosions in Fandango?

Billy: I think there was that rickety plane that looked like it was going to tear apart before it took off.

Joe: I thought we were supposed to be reviewing Take Me Home instead of Fandango.

Jim: Just shows you how much better Fandango was.

Bob: If you wanna compare movies, you should probably compare this to Elizabethtown.

Billy:  This was probably better than Elizabethtown.

Joe: Elizabethtown had a much better soundtrack.

Jim: As good as Fandango.

Bob:  Hm.  Hard to compare.

Billy: Film. Scenery. Dialogue.  Soundtrack,  Whatever.  Take Me Home was a pretty nice movie!  Sweet.  Kind.  And they didn't sleep with each other.

Joe: Well that just makes it unusual.

Jim: And pure fantasy!

Bob: Does that mean they'll play it on Lifetime?

Friday, November 20, 2015

Overheard at Booth 2: Sorry still calling you Drake

Y'know not that I really care or anything but I saw something about a flak that Drake Bell tweeted about the Vanity Fair cover of Caitlyn Jenner - he tweeted "Sorry - still calling you Bruce"

and what's weird is the total FREAKOUT response that he got.  People tweeting back that he should grow up, calling him an ignorant ass, saying that they'll never watch him again.

I mean, was his comment vulgar?  Did it have profanity?  Did it threaten Jenner's life?  Did he suggest that something BAD should happen to Jenner or that he hoped his career would fail?

NO!  He only said "I" - that is, Drake, was going to continue to call him by the name he had been using for 60 frikkin' years!

I kid you not, this Twitter thing turned human beings into reactionary spazoid freakout monsters!

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Overheard at Table 1: #P4P #BlueLivesMatter

"today at church it was 'blue lives matter' day and we had all the top brass from the County Sherriff's office, the District Attorney, and all the top brass of the all the police departments in the area, and the pastor got them all up on stage and he prayed for them and he prayed for all the police officers and when he prayed for God to give them wisdom all I could think was 'yes, please God, give them the wisdom not to gun down 12 year old boys in public parks!'"

Friday, November 13, 2015

Overheard at Booth 4: Meetings

Man I hate meetings.  I hate them so much!  They just drive me frikkin' inSANE!  Nothing but talk-talk-talk and blah-blah-blah and everyone in there trying to show off for the big guys because one they they hope to BE big guys.

I tellya, the only thing worse than having to go to all these meetings is the day when suddenly they no longer make you go to all these meetings.  That ever happens, I know I just better pack my shit and go, 'cuz they're already sending me out the door!

Monday, November 9, 2015

Overheard at Booth 3: Perspective

"You know, I just think it's damn sad that this year is the year of Transgender Rights, when there are only about 70,000 transgender people in the US and about a hundred seventy MILLION  women.  Also about 4 BILLION women worldwide, and over 3/4s of ALL of them don't have equal pay, equal rights, or even basic protection over their own bodies.  I mean, let's put it into perspective, people!"

Overheard at Table 2: Ted Cruz Declares WAR on the "Liberal" Media

This is an email that I got from some mewing whiner who spews nothing but nonsensical filth who has the audacity to imagine that he has the qualifications to be President of the United States of America.


BREAKING: Hannity on CNBC Debate: "This Is Going to Go Down in History as REALLY BAD NIGHT for the Media"
Cruz For President

I am declaring war on the liberal media, and I need to ask a personal favor from you.

Will you chip in $35 or $50 to my Post-Debate $1 Million Dollar Money Bomb to show the media we're dead serious?

Here are the a few of the 'choice' questions they asked last night -- they illustrate why the American people don't trust the media and why we have to take back the debate if we want to win:

'Are you a comic-book villain?'

'Can you do math?'

'Will you insult two people over here?'

'Why don't you resign?'

'Why have your numbers fallen?'
Friend, join me in declaring war on the liberal media agenda and taking back our country to deal with the substantive issues the people care about.

The contrast is huge.

In the Democratic debate, every fawning question from the media was, 'Which of you is more handsome and why?'

Let me be clear.

We shouldn't be trying to get people to tear into each other. We should be getting to the heart of the issues.

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I know it's ambitious, but these next 24 hours are critical.



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