Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Overheard at Booth 3: The Queen and the Hag

A couple is watching a TV series.

A hag comes before the King and Queen, tells the King that she is really the Queen, and that her shoul had been moved into this body, that of an old, ugly revolting witch.

The wife asks the husband, "Would you still love me if I were old, ugly and revolting?"

"Of course I would, dear," he says.

Something in the way he said it made her smack him up the backside of the head.

 

 

Monday, August 29, 2022

Overheard at Booth 1: 2022 VMAs

A friend of mine texted on a group chat about last night's VMA's, saying, "This last wonderful speech just said, 'Bitch I'm winning, hoe!' so ... that about sums of the quality of modern music.  This grandpa's going to bed."