Mack: Great. Now we'll have TWO of Texas's Worst and Dumbest running for the country's highest office.
Jose: You'll love this. He said - let me see if I can remember it right - I kid you not he said something just like this - "If I was in the same room with Putin, I would look him straight in the eye, and I'd say, 'Vladimir . . . the USA is gonna fill all Europe with natural gas, and I'm signin' that bill TOO-day.' And then I would get up and walk out of the room."
Mack: What a goob.
Jose: Yeah, but that crap plays so well in the public.
Mack: Nah . . . he'll never live down looking like a drunk car salesman in 2012.
Jose: If he's got the money behind him, he'll actually make it.
Mack: I have to admit, you did that smart ass Texas drawl of his pretty well.
Jose: Thanks. I've been practicing for when I run for Governor.
Mack: You'll have to change your name to Joe.
Jose: Not if I run in ten years.