Not even Megan Fox in corset could pull this one back from the brink of disaster.
. . . I am completely miserable, because Jonah Hex really is one of my all-time favorite comic book characters. Completely different than other comic book characters, and they just made him into
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I have no idea what! There was nothing to this movie. I mean, it's a Western! Westerns are easy to make and fun as hell! all you have to have is a lot of sun, a lot of dust, and fast draws and spittin-chaws . . . but this one tried to be some sort of surreal mindscape thing - and what was the deal with that purple hazed dream sequence fight scene in the middle? It was like they just stuck that in there to give a few extra minutes to a movie that they knew they weren't able to do anything with!
Total blech!
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. . . and did I say that even Megan Fox in a corset couldn't help out this turkey?
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