Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Overheard at Table 1: Cute When She's Angry

1: She's so cute when she's angry.

2: You haven't been married that long then.

1: How can you tell?

2: What you just said.   No guy who's been married any length of time ever says that.

1: So they stop being cute when they're angry.

2: Oh most def! 

1: They get ugly?

2: Ever seen Alien where that second mouth shoots out and crushes your skull.  Yeah.  Like that.

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