Sunday, May 31, 2020

Overheard at Booth 1: NFNE Day 470 Colorado

Trying to find new material for Notes From a National Emergency and then I see this story about two escapees from a Colorado Penitentiary and they went south to the border and claimed to be illegal immigrants.  They expected to get a free plane trip to Mexico.  I mean, who thinks that stuff up.

Can you imagine the conversation?

"Yeah, we're illegals."

"Sorry, but your fingerprints came back.  You two are doing a decade each for drugs in Colorado."

"You gonna believe those guys?  They're high, dude!"

"Nice try."

"So, no plane ride to Mexico?"

"You're getting on a plane ... but it's not going to Mexico."


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