Overheard at Table 4: from Comedy Sketchbook "Who's Got It Worse"

[scene - black screen - voices only]

1: I'm black.

2: Well, I'm black and Latino

3: Well, I'm black, Latin - X! - and Asian.

4: That's nothing, I'm all those plus I'm autistic.

5: You're lucky!  I'm all that and I've only got one leg.

6: You're lucky to have a leg!  I'm all that plus I was born with NO NOSE!

1: How do you smell?

[All in unison]:  AWFUL!!!