Saturday, November 21, 2020

Overheard at Booth 2: Let Me See Your Phone

She wanted to see his phone.


Her sister had said that when a man won't let you see their phone, then they are cheating on you.

She got his phone.  

Nothing there.  Just texts to the Bible group and a couple of buddies.

Nothing in his photos, just the kids, and her, and pics of his truck (for some reason).

"Where else should I look?" she said.

"What are you talking about?" he said.

"You're obviously bothered by me looking at your phone.  What are you hiding?" she said.

"I'm bothered because you take my phone EXPECTING to find something incriminating, and that's insulting!" he said.

"That's just what my sister said a guilty cheating man would say," she said.

"Oh Jesus," he said.  "Can't we just order dinner to go?"

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