Morning, getting ready for work, wife is ready first and is just about to leave.
Wife: Love you, see you tonight! Oh, and ... stop making funny voices.
Husband: What do you mean?
W: Last night, as you were in the closet, getting ready for bed, you were making these funny voices, like you were having a conversation. Like, with two other people... one even cackled!
H: Ah, yeah, that must've been this comedy show that one of my friends sent me. I was just remembering it and saying it out loud, because it sounded so cool.
W: Well, it's weird. And it's not the first time. I hope you don't do it at work. People will think you're crazy.
H: I don't. No worries. Have a great day at work babe!
W: You too, mi amor.
Voice 1: Whoa, shit, that was close.
Voice 2: Yeah, you gotta be more careful, dude!
H: Me? You two need to ratchet it down a notch. Especially with the cackle.
Voice 1: Well, if she's on to us, we may have to handle the situation.
H: What do you mean by that?
Voice 2: Just what we said ... handle the situation.
H: You guys aren't gonna handle anything. You're gonna back off.
Voice 2: Yeah ... sure.
Voice 1: You're the boss ... for now.
#horrorprompt 958 Cackle
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