Husband: Hey, babe, the Pastor's wife told me that they don't need the marble anymore.
Wife: OK, what happened?
H: That last freeze, some pipes broke, ruined their kitchen. Insurance is going to cover the complete renovation.
W: Sounds good. Now we just have to take the pieces to the dump.
H: Well, I was wanting to ask you something.
W: Yeah?
H: You know how the back yard gets soggy all the time? And how I get my shoes sopping wet while taking out the trash?
W: I think I know where you're going with this.
H: Why don't I just get sledgehammer and ...
W: Oh no.
H: I can make stepping stones. Sure, they might be smooth but ...
W: Do you want me to tell you how many things are wrong with that suggestion?
H: What? I mean ... it's stone.
W: God you're so cute sometimes. I'm gonna tell all my construction guys tomorrow what you just suggested and we'll have ourselves a big ol' laugh.
H: Why? Will it not work? Why wouldn't it work?
W: Babe, let's just say that you're good for a lot of things, but when it comes to home repairs and landscaping and construction, leave that to the experts. Like me!
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