Today, the band leader told one of the singers, "You take harmony"
... and I immediately threw out a little ditty
You take Harmony
and I'll take Melody
and we'll let everyone sing along
And with a strong back beat
We will sound so sweet
and we will have a brand new song
... which of course, CAN have a double entendre, IF you have a dirty mind!
Sickos ... this was written AT CHURCH!