Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Overheard at Table 2: She's a Mom, Not a MILF

Daughter: Here dad, I have some Ho-Hos I've been saving.  Want one?

Dad: Naw, I need to lose some weight.  Your mom says she's gonna leave me for a guy with a 30-inch waist.

Daughter: Mom's never gonna leave you, Dad.  Besides, she can't get anybody else.

Dad: Of course she can!  She's a hottie!

Daughter: I mean, yeah, she's pretty, but come on, Dad ... she's a MOM, not a MILF.

Dad: She is to me.

Daughter: Ew. Dad! Gross! No!


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