The couple meet each other at the Zen and Tao Acoustic Café and slide into Booth Three.
The husband smiles and says, "I saw a beautiful woman today."
"What?!" she says, ready to get jealous.
"Yes. She drove by me today on the highway on the way to work. She was driving a slick Infiniti."
That's her car. She smiles and says, "Well, I saw a cute guy on the highway, too."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah," she says, "I was coming up on this guy going slow and I thought, 'God what's this grandpa doing out this early in the morning?' and as I passed by I saw that it was YOU!"
"Ha. Ha."
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