Can we really follow Jesus the way He wants us to follow Him?
Sure, of course! Just say He's our lord and savior, and we're good.
But what about giving up all our money and our stuff?
That was just that one guy, that wasn't us.
How can you be sure?
Well, if He didn't want us to have all this stuff, then He wouldn't have made America so great, right?
Yeah, I suppose you're right.