Monday, October 12, 2020

Overheard at Booth 1: Morphine

 Husband: How's your back doing, baby?

Wife: It hurts so bad now I can barely stand it.  I just want to go home and lay down.

Husband: So sorry.

Wife: Do you know anywhere we can get some morphine?

Husband: Morphine?

Wife: Yes.  I don't know how much longer I can stand this.

Husband: Geez, baby, do I look like the guy from Breaking Bad?

Wife: OK, then how about our daughter, then?   She's got some friends who are nurses.

Husband: I'll text her.

No comments:

Post a Comment