Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Overheard at Booth 3: Florida

Husband: I love you.

Wife: Me too.

Husband: You love yourself too?

Wife: Do you ALWAYS have to say that?

Husband: Should I get new material?

Wife: We're just going over the same old things.  It's just ... getting old.

Husband: Sorry, but what could make it better?

Wife: Well you could have taken me on that vacation to Florida like you promised.

Husband: Florida?

Wife: Yes, why didn't you take me to Florida?

Husband: Gee, I dunno, maybe it had something to do with a deadly fuckin' VIRUS!

Wife: You always have some sort of excuse.

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