[Camera opens on two guys at Table 4 in the Zen & Tao Acoustic Café]
Guy 1: So I get that in real life I got everything, all the advantages: I'm a straight white male, American, Christian. But I'm also a bit of a masochist, so I needed a place where I can be vilified for being Christian, mistrusted for being male, and dismissed for being white.
Guy 2 So you got on Twitter.
Guy 1: I got on Twitter.