Sunday, October 10, 2021

Overheard at Table 3: Keep Your Eyes on Me

Her: Keep your eyes on me.

Him: What?

Her: Don't be checking out other women.

Him: I don't.

Her: Mm hmm

Him: What are you talking about?

Her: That's why I always want you in front of me in the grocery stores, so I can make sure your eyes are not wandering.

Him: Are you feeling OK?  I don't check out other women.

Her: All men check out other women.

Him: Not this man. I only have eyes for you!

Her: That's what they all say.

Him: Seriously, babe, I'm 52.  I'm not in a "check-out chicks" time of my life.

Her: Men of all ages check out chicks.

Him: Look, I'm telling you: I've got a degenerative disc, arthritis in both hands, hacking cough allergy attacks, a crick in my neck that hasn't gone away in months ... I just do not have the physical energy or stamina to check out other women.

Her: ... that's what they all say.

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