Her: Keep your eyes on me.
Her: Don't be checking out other women.
Him: I don't.
Her: Mm hmm
Him: What are you talking about?
Her: That's why I always want you in front of me in the grocery stores, so I can make sure your eyes are not wandering.
Him: Are you feeling OK? I don't check out other women.
Her: All men check out other women.
Him: Not this man. I only have eyes for you!
Her: That's what they all say.
Him: Seriously, babe, I'm 52. I'm not in a "check-out chicks" time of my life.
Her: Men of all ages check out chicks.
Him: Look, I'm telling you: I've got a degenerative disc, arthritis in both hands, hacking cough allergy attacks, a crick in my neck that hasn't gone away in months ... I just do not have the physical energy or stamina to check out other women.
Her: ... that's what they all say.