Overheard at Table 3: Oppositional Defiant Disorder

"So when are you gonna start bringing your people back into the office?  Once they all get vaccinated?"

"I'd like to as soon as possible, yeah, but I know one that I can't.  Her son has ODD."

"Oppositional Defiant Disorder?"

"Yeah.  12 years old.  Last week he stabbed his sister with a shard of glass.  Now my employee says they can't be left alone together, or with someone else."

"Kids these days."

"No foolin'!"