Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Overheard at Table 3: Ketamine Dreams

Lucky Moran: I heard this great bit of news on NPR coming here just now.

Otis Redwing: OK, shoot.

Lucky: There is a new antidepressant drug on the market.  No more Prozac - whoo hoo!

Otis: I thought you stopped taking that a long time ago.

Lucky: Yeah, but the wife wants me back on it.   Long story.  Anyway, this sucker sounds AWESOME!  It works in hours, not weeks, and it's in a nasal spray, and you huff it only twice a week.

Otis: Advancements.

Lucky: And THEN they popped out with the best part: the side effect is hallucinations!  I'm like "Oh hell yeah, sign me up!"

Otis: You know, hallucinations are generally not a positive side effect for people suffering from depression.  I don't really think you suffer from depression.

Lucky: I suffer from MANIC depression.  My phases just happen to last decades.

Otis: I think you're already huffing the Ketamine.

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