Overheard at Table 4: Trump's Pink Unicorns

I swear, if Trump tweeted out, "People should go buy Ivanka's Pink Unicorns!  Not buying them is SAD!" then all his followers would shout "Pink unicorns will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" and all the mainstream media would spend every single minute of the next 5 days trying to prove that pink unicorns don't exist.