Saturday, March 5, 2016

Overheard at the Counter: Gluttons for Our Own Doom

Niall Carter: Definitely a freaky troll doll you all have got going fer ya, here.

Steppenwolf (taking a sip): What's all this us?  You've been here since Reagan.  You're in this too.

Niall: Maybe I don't want to be.  You all be getting scary real fast.

Lucky Moran: It's just the dust being shaken up from the rug.

Niall: Dust that should have stayed under the rug, if you ask me.

Steppenwolf: Maybe it needs to be aired.

Lucky (motioning the barista for another refill): Well, the way I see it, if we want to air it this way, and elected this moronic playboy racist freakshow, then we are all just gluttons for our own doom.

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