Sunday, November 28, 2021

Overheard at Table 2: Marriage and Sex

She: I want more sex.  I want YOU to initiate more sex.

He: Maybe I'd initiate more sex if you'd make me stop feeling like shit all the time.

She: Maybe I wouldn't be making you feel like shit if you'd give me more sex.

He: Seems like a loop.

She: We should break the loop.  With sex.

He: OK, then let's go have sex.

She: Not now.  You have to get me in the mood first.  You never get me in the mood.  You always just want to have sex.

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