Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Overheard at Booth 3: Rittenhouse

"Don't worry!  Kyle Rittenhouse will have justice.  This newfound fame and glory in the Conservative Right is gonna skyrocket him to megastar status!"

"How is that justice?"

"It's gonna kill him.  He's not prepared.  He not trained for it.  He's got no coping mechanisms.  He'll ride the high and then burn out.  Sputter.  They're gonna find him in a closet with tons of coke in his system, just another rich bloke dead from autoerotic asphyxiation."

"So gross."

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