Monday, September 6, 2021

Overheard at Table 1: Earthquake

#EverydayErotica280 709 Earthquake

She said she wanted sex like an earthquake.

I said, well, the best I can do is like a sandcastle.

Mmmm, she said, on the beach, with waves hitting the shore!

I said, more like under the kids' swingset in the backyard.

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