Last week, my wife told me I needed to be more emotionally available to the kids.
So I was more emotionally available... I asked them about their hopes and dreams, and told them that I was there for them. They looked at me like I was weird and went back to their phones.
Then, when I was feeding the dogs, the dogs were wanting to lick me, so I asked the dogs if the dogs needed me to be more emotionally available. They seemed to say that yes, they did, but they would love me either or.
Then, I asked the cats if the cats needed me to me more emotionally available. The cats flat out told me that they just need me to be more food available, and after I feed them I am free to bugger off.
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