Wife: Dang, Abraham really did a number on his wife, didn't he?
Husband: What, you mean having a kid with her personal assistant?
Wife: No, I mean selling her out to every king in the neighborhood.
Husband: Must have missed that.
Wife: The whole thing about, "Yer hot. Don't tell them I'm your husband or they'll kill me. Say yer my sister and marry them and we'll get lots of loot!"
Husband: Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Heh heh.
Wife: What's so funny?
Husband: The thought of renting out the wife for lots of stuff!
Wife: You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking.
Husband: Oh don't worry, baby, I'd never do that to you!
Wife: Because you have too much respect for me, right? Right?
Husband: Yeah ... sure.
Wife: You're such an ass.
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