Lauren told her daughter, Madison, that she could be anything she wanted.
"Anything?" asked Madison.
"Yes," Lauren said.
"I want to be YOU!" said Madison.
SO, that is how Madison showed up one morning at Carruthers Tools and Dyes, an eight-year-old girl in slacks and blouse, marched into the back office and took her seat at the desk of the head of HR.
The VP of Finance asked her what she was doing and shouldn't her mom be with her.
"Nope!" Madison said, "She's at home in time-out because she wouldn't finish her breakfast this morning."
"But," the VP said, "why are you here?"
"I am the Vice President of Human Resources," said Madison proudly. "I am Mommy!"
"Uhh, I think we'd better call your mommy."
"She told me about you. You're a meanie. You're fired!"
"You can't fire me!"
"Pack your stuff and go, meanie weenie jelly beanie!"