Monday, June 7, 2021

Overheard at Booth 3: WICKTIMS (6-10)


6. Avilla Gosling.  Unmarried.  Looking for her future husband in mosh pits at Death Metal concerts.

7. Ariza Blazer.  Spanked her kids with a belt the night before because they wouldn’t turn off their iPads at bedtime.

8. Arella Jones.  Has been humming Cardi B’s “Bodak Yellow” to herself quietly all day long.

9. Mark Burnett.  Now regrets that the last memory his kids will have of him is upending the Monopoly board after his 8-year-old put a hotel on Park Place. 

10. Shannon Creek.  Last thought: who is going to feed my cats?

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