A mom is sitting with her two children, apparently tweens or young teenagers, and they are sharing lattes after school, and the mom is saying, "I got some chocolate to put in your milk for when you guys are at the house, I don' t want you drinking so much sodas."
The younger boy says, "But I LIKE sodas, they make your tongue all tingly!"
The older girl says, "I don't like milk."
The mom says, "Milk helps you grow, you're always complaining you're still so short, so if you don't drink milk, stop complaining if you don't grow and you always stay that short, then."
The girl says, "That's what high heels are for."
The mom says, "Oh whoa!"
The boy says, "I think she's been reading your magazines, Mom."
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