This one was inspired by a post, which may or may not have been satirical, in which a male apparently tries to make the point that tampons take away virginity, and thus lead to sinful lifestyles.
Might seem like a piece of cotton
But you know there’s something rotten
Don’t pull that string, girl, whatver you do,
Devil’s gonna pull the wool over you
Shooting right into you
Give you AIDs and the Clap and the GOO
It might seem like something so simple
Given to girls who are shy
But when you use those Satan’s bullets
you know you make Jesus Cry
Shoot right into you
Don’t use them girl whatever you do!
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