Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Overheard at Table 4: Daughter and Dad

Dad: So, how was your 21 party in NOLA?

Daughter: It was wild, Dad.  I really don't know how you took Mom there.

Dad: When the sun went down, we hid in our hotel room.

Daughter: I mean, it was wild!  Even too wild for even me!

Dad: You're not going to go into details with me, right?

Daughter: Of course not!  But it was kinda funny, when I checked into our hotel in the French Quarter, I asked the lady where was the nearest Chik-Fil-A and Target.  She said, "Girl!  What suburb are you from?!"

Dad: Yes.   Daughter, nothing screams WHITE GIRL like asking for Chik-Fil-A and Target.  My God, you're in New Orleans!  Some of the greatest restaurants in the country?

Daughter: But it's all fish and crawfish!  I'm allergic to seafood.

Dad: They have non-fish gumbos, all sort of things.  And Target?  What the heck?

Daughter: I forgot my hair straightener.  I wanted to pick up another one.

Dad: I'm amazed you were able to make it there and back.

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