Wife: When I was at the women's retreat, I really liked the message about Abigail. A Truly tough, godly woman, who even though he had a total loser for a husband, still held everything together.
Husband: My favorite is Sephora. Any woman who would circumcise her male sons to save her husband's life, man, THAT's true dedication!
Wife: Like you guys deserve any! Always sitting around, blaming us for the Fall.
Husband: Yeah, thanks a lot for that, by the way.
Wife: Well where was Adam? He was supposed to be WITH Eve, they were supposed to be together. He was probably wandering around, aimless, like most men, while she was there on her own.
Husband: She probably had sent him away because she wanted some "alone time"
Wife: Touché.
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