Wife: When my sister was down last month she told me I need to get some new underwear.
Husband: So it's really true that women tell each other stuff like that. You know, my brothers and I never discuss stuff like that. It's just not done.
Wife: Well, she told me that I dress like a granny, in underwear at least. I told her that you like what I wear.
Husband: Well, yeah, if you're comfortable in it, then it's all good.
Wife: She says I should take $200 and go to Victoria's Secret.
Husband: Hm. OK.
Wife: But all that stuff just looks like it would be so uncomfortable.
Husband: Don't worry. You wouldn't be wearing it for very long.
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