Friday, September 16, 2011

Overheard at the Counter: Boehner yesterday, Perry tomorrow

Niall Carter says, "Holy fecal matter on an asphalt shingle! Did you HEAR what the Sneaker of the House was spewing forth yesterday afternoon?"

John Steppenwolf replies, "Gladly I did not. Unfortunately, I believe I must now hear it from you."

The Barista says, "It's the same old Stuff on a Shingle. Apparently we're in a bad economy because we want poor people to get regular checkups at the family physician."

Niall Carter says, "Yeah! - and the same old tripe about regulations killing business growth! I can't believe it! That makes me so furious I could just scream and never stop!"

Verble says, "Are you really upset that he said all this? I mean, don't you know better by now."

Niall, visibly panting at the counter, says, "No - it's not that what frustrates me. What frustrates me is that out of 300 million people in this country there are at least 70 million moronically inclined enough to believe this crap so much that they will be motivated to express their insipid belief system at the polling booth next year."

The Barista says, "And probably for Perry!"

Verble says, "Well, the Book of Revelation does state that the Antichrist will rise. These things must pass . . ."

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