John Steppenwolf pulls out his phone and reads out the text message he just got from Verble Gherulous. "Listen to this - Verble's in San Antonio for a coffee symposium, and he saying that the riverwalk is one giant mall. He says if he wanted to go to a mall he'd've stayed home. But there's a dinosaur display at one end of the mall. He says that's pretty cool."
Niall Carter says, "Maybe he should go see the Alamo."
The Barista says, "He'll probably do that tomorrow. Right now he needs to get the disgust at our glut out of his system. A good night's sleep falling in front of MSNBC oughtta help him out."
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