Roy: Heard that Obama's administration made it so that they would now send condolence letters to soldiers who commit suicide.
Tim: I thought they always did.
Roy: Apparently they did to those guys who kill themselves in an actual combat zone, but not to those guys who come home and blow themselves away.
Tim: That's cold.
Roy: Well, I've got an idea that'll stop soldiers from killing themselves at all . . . how about we STOP F[EXPLETIVE DELETED]G SENDING THEM OFF TO WAR!"
Ha! What a dreamer! i saw a billboard the other day outside a Baptist church saying FREEDOM IS NOT FREE! See? even Jesus knows when it's time to send troops off to kill people who will take away our freedom to worship Jesus and how much he loves us!
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