Dad: So, tell me, how much of that movie was in the books?
Son: Most of it.
Daughter: The books didn't have that girl with the streak in her hair . . . I want to get my hair dyed blue.
Dad: Sky blue or dark blue?
Daughter: Sky. Or whatever color that girl had in the movie had that we saw.
Son: Don't you remember?! We just saw it! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Daughter: No idiot, that other that we saw a long time ago - Aquamarine.
Son: Oh.
Daughter: Duh!
Father: Don't call your brother an idiot.
Daughter: Well, he shouldn't act like one!
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