Friday, November 1, 2019

Overheard at Table 3: Heater

Husband:  I think it's time to turn on the heater.

Wife:  Not tonight.  Wait until tomorrow before we leave for work.   That way, if there is any gas leak it won't kill us in our sleep.

Husband: How are we gonna know if there is any gas leak or not.

Wife: We come home and the cats aren't dead.

Husband:  Geez honey and I thought you were a cat lover.

Wife: I do love the cats.  I just love us more.

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