Wife: I wish you could understand more Spanish.
Husband: I do understand Spanish.
Wife: Well, you never seem to understand anything that Rocio is saying to you when she's talking to you. You seem like you are not hearing a word she's saying.
Husband: It's probably because I'm too busy basking in the pheromone cloud of her sublime sultriness.
Wife: You are so lucky we just got out of church or I would stab your eyes out right here with this plastic fork.
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