Writer 1: Four Dads.
Writer 2: Four Dads? What?
Writer 1: New plot arc. The twins can have four dads.
Writer 2: Megan gets married two more times?
Writer 1: No, we have Jacob turning gay and marrying some guy. That'll give the twins their bio dad and a step dad. Megan's already shacking up with Jaime and we know he's pansexual. So basically he demands that Megan have a sex change so that he can have sex with her as a man.
Writer 2: Why would he want to have sex with her as a man? Why can't he just go out with other guys. She's already OK with his wanting to do everything in sight.
Writer 1: Yeah, but he wants to try monogamy. So he wants Megan to trans into a man so that he can fulfill his homosexual desires.
Writer 2: So he's going to make her - what? - trans back and forth?
Writer 1: Yeah, something like that.
Writer 2: Jaime's all twisted. Why doesn't he just trans into a woman for Megan?
Writer 1: That's what I was thinking for next season. Megan likes being a man so much she doesn't want to go back, so Jaime transitions into a woman.
Writer 2: and then at some point we have the twins looking at each other, shaking their heads, and saying "Kids these days!"
Writer 1: Exactly! The parents are the kids and the kids are the parents. People love that shit!
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