Billy: I liked it.
Joe: I thought it was kinda slow.
Jim: Slow in what way?
Bob: You know, slow. As in no explosions.
Billy: Why does a movie always have to have explosions these days?
Joe: I thought that's how it gets its ratings.
Jim: I say if you like Fandango you'll like this movie.
Bob: I don't think so. Fandango had about 5 different characters, this one's only got two.
Billy: Yeah but in Fandango, one of the five was passed out the whole time, so there was really only four.
Joe: That's still twice the dialogue, twice the characterization . . .
Jim: Twice the explosions.
Bob: Were there any explosions in Fandango?
Billy: I think there was that rickety plane that looked like it was going to tear apart before it took off.
Joe: I thought we were supposed to be reviewing Take Me Home instead of Fandango.
Jim: Just shows you how much better Fandango was.
Bob: If you wanna compare movies, you should probably compare this to Elizabethtown.
Billy: This was probably better than Elizabethtown.
Joe: Elizabethtown had a much better soundtrack.
Jim: As good as Fandango.
Bob: Hm. Hard to compare.
Billy: Film. Scenery. Dialogue. Soundtrack, Whatever. Take Me Home was a pretty nice movie! Sweet. Kind. And they didn't sleep with each other.
Joe: Well that just makes it unusual.
Jim: And pure fantasy!
Bob: Does that mean they'll play it on Lifetime?
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