Husband: No way.
Wife: Way. Believe it. s'truth.
Husband: Drugging women for sex...
Wife: Yup. About 40 women have brought charges against him.
Husband: Well, all I know is that I never had to give YOU drugs to get you to have sex with me.
Wife: Nah . . . you just always lulled me to sleep with your tediously boring stories.
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