Monday, February 23, 2015

Overheard at the Counter: Kelly's Cellars

Kelly's Cellars

Niall Carter: Kelly's Cellars could be delisted!

Lucky Moran: That's terrible!  That's horrible!  That's devastating!  What in the hell is Kelly's Cellars?

Niall: An historic pub in Dublin, ye daft git!

Lucky: Is that like Daft Punk only more pop-ish?

Niall: GAH!  You know bugger-all!  This place has tremendous historical and personal significance!  It's where I met my wife.

The Barista:  Well, now that's nice.  Being all nostalgic like that for your lady.

Niall: I wouldn't say 'nostalgic' . . .  that pub's where I go when I want to remind myself not to make the same mistake twice!

[a pause]

The Barista:  You're an ass.

Lucky:  I believe the proper term is "arse."



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