Niall Carter: You know, for such a tiny little country, it sure has caused a lot of fuss on the world stage. In the Euro - out of the Euro - take the bailout - piss on the bailout - austerity - no austerity - I mean, they're really just tearing up the economy . . .
Lucky Moran: ... and you're not just talkin' 21st Century. History. All over.
The Barista: I blame it all on their bare-chested goddesses.
Lucky: Bare-chested goddesses are the best part of their culture.
Niall: Yeah, where would have the images on coins and flags be without bare-chested goddesses?
Lucky: And milk! Where would milk production be without bare-chested goddesses.
The Barista: See, y'all are proving my point?
Niall: And what point is that exactly?
The Barista: You were talking about the effect of Greece's actions on the world economy and one mention of a bare breast and both of you are sucking at your coffee mugs like unweaned babies.
[a short pause]
Niall: Man, do I feel somewhat shamed.
Lucky: .... I'm weaned.
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