I was looking for a book for my daughter as a Christmas present to send her off to college, you know, one of those college survival guides, man I must be way out of it, getting old, because I was thinking they were gonna have stuff about how to stretch Ramen noodles out for an entire month and how to cram for midterms, but HELL NO! I look through these books and they're all about how to make your roommate's bedsprings stop squeaking and how to hide your bongs when your parents come over for a surprise visit and I'm freaking HORRIFIED!
... so you're telling me you have no memory of what it was like when you went to college?
HELL no! I was stoned out of my mind most of the time!
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