Billy: Heard some poor-choicer using the Bible the other day, saying that it was pro-abortion.
Joe: Numbers 5. When a guy thinks his wife is cheating on him, he can take her to the priest.
Jim: and the priest gives her a concoction that will make her have a miscarriage if she's pregnant.
Bob: and if she's pregnant and she miscarries, then she's guilty of adultery.
Billy: Think I remember that, something about mixing up the potion to give her, barley and water.
Joe: Beer?
Jim: Old Testament beer. It's more like mead.
Bob: Makes it sound like the Bible is more of an apothecary manual than a legal text.
Billy: What I find weird is how people who don't even believe in the Bible always want to use it to support their claim.
Joe: Well, it IS for everybody, you know.
Jim: Even those who disagree with everything contained therein.
Bob: Them most especially.
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